World according to Lump

I love that Canada’s version of ESPN has a guy named Bob McKenzie following the NHL. Brother Doug must’ve gotten a job at Elsinore Brewery.

Disgraced BP official given govt job. Hey 10 Downing St., how about you clean up your mess in the gulf. http://bit.ly/aIi9SU

If Mobil had a similar fuck-up in the North Sea, don’t you think the UK would be holding us responsible?

I think the upcoming holiday is getting me in an anti-British mood! Take that you imperialistic bastards! Happy Fourth.

Just got done watching the final 15 minutes of Footloose on Oxygen.

I gave up 14 runs in the first inning of our softball game last night. I think I’m ready for a spot in the Twins starting lineup.

Congress now Klan free.

EA has to retool the next FIFA game to screw up offsides calls & dedicate a button to flopping.

People are being ironic when they call soccer the “beautiful game” right? This is a sham of an event. Hooliganism would be a welcome distraction.

Goodbye Soccer, see you in four years. In the meantime work on that flopping, it makes you look like a bunch of pussies!

NBA Draft last night, NHL Draft tonight. Biggest difference, fathers in attendance at tonight’s draft.